Summer Pants Just In Case You Hate Shorts


Humans are so weird. Especially those of us who wait all year long to run around with our legs hanging out from thigh socket to toenail, butt cheeks flapping in the wind or whatever it is they do back there, only to get sick of seeing them all the time by the end of July.

I mean, sorry. That’s not nice. Legs: I’m not sick of you. I just don’t always want to have you out. Sometimes I forget to shave you and I’m one of those people who would rather be a slick seal than anything else, plus I hate when you feel like a cat’s tongue up against my other bare leg. And sometimes my thighs grow ten sizes overnight which makes my shorts evil demons of the underground world. Other times, it’s as simple as the fact that I envision an outfit in pants.

But pants are SO DAMN HOT.

Not! (Always.) Not in this case, at least. Some pants can be gloriously loosey-goosey and floaty and free, ready to catch the summer breeze as you kick your heels up. Don’t forget we’ve still got a loooooot of summer left. Which means that now’s the perfect time to start thinking about your perfect pair of summer pants.

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