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Isn’t it cute how neither you nor I are trying to hide the fact that we’reonline shopping right now instead of working? I’d say we deserve it considering we made it to this point in the day, no?

YES! THIS IS THE SUMMER OF YES!

And you guys, this is the sale to end all sales.

My first stop come $erious $ale $eason is always the shoes. It’s the one category that I can mentally wrap my brain around splurging on (shoes are true investments of the heart) and because of that, I’ve set the bar at $500 and under.

OK. I KNOW. I know that is a lot of money for a SALE. But some of these shoes used to be over $1,000 which means that these are basically nickel loafers.

^^^^ Besides, would you look how pretty? Next up on my agenda is swim. I hate spending money on swimsuits because technically, can’t you just benaked for free minus the potential indecent exposure fine? But recently, I feel absolutely itchy if my computer cursor isn’t within an inch of a one piece or bikini at least 100 times a day. So, yay. Here are some suits I’ve had my eye on for a while now:

And you know what you need once you buy a suit, right? A cover-up.

Not to cover your new suit up but to show off if you’re ever trying to flirt with dolphins.

Sigh. I suppose that since we’ve all probably turned ourselves into shopping monsters by now, we’re going to need a beach bag, right? It would be rude not to?

And, oops! Look where we are again. Back to back like Tia and Tamera Mowry in the sale section, doing what else?