For the final day of LOVE Magazine’s Advent Calendar, inexplicably arriving a cushy 18 days after Christmas, Kate Upton plays a game of hide and seek with a cardboard cutout of James Dean, a lamp shade, and some bodiless dolls. She plays it rather poorly. The video is set to “Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend,” which was so famously sung by Marilyn Monroe in the 1953 film Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Accordingly, Upton is adorned in diamonds.

There are no more days of Advent—we think.